Last updated: we stopped counting. Effective: whenever you read this.
Everything. Anything you type into any box anywhere on this site becomes our data. Your username, your password, your account balance, your transaction history, and that one thing you typed by accident—we keep it all. We're like a museum of your personal information, except the museum has no security guards and the doors are always open.
We use industry-standard practices from 1999. Your data is stored with the same level of care you'd use to protect a sandwich left on a park bench. We believe in "security through obscurity"—if we don't tell anyone how bad it is, maybe they won't notice.
You, obviously. Also anyone else who asks nicely. Or not nicely. Or just happens to guess the right URL. Or sends a request that looks like it's from you. We're equal opportunity data sharers. Think of it as an open floor plan for your personal information.
We don't sell your data to third parties. That would imply we value it enough to charge money. Instead, we make it freely accessible to anyone with an internet connection and basic curiosity. Some might call this "negligence." We call it "radical data transparency."
You have the right to remain vulnerable. You have the right to an account that operates on the honor system. You have the right to watch your money go on unauthorized adventures. If these rights concern you, you may have misunderstood the purpose of this entire application.
This service is not intended for children under 13, or adults who expect security, or really anyone who values their data in any way. But we're not checking IDs, so do what you want.
We reserve the right to change this policy whenever we feel like it, without notice. We probably won't, because we don't care that much, but technically we could. Keep checking back daily for updates that will never come.
If you have privacy concerns, we recommend using a real bank. Alternatively, you could try to find our contact information somewhere in this codebase. Good luck.